Tight Purple Gitup (brewer)

 

well ya know that I love ya when we’re underneath the covers baby

ooh girl, drivin me wild

all this provocation leaves me no concentration baby

ooh girl drivin me wild

I’d never tell ya never in a thousand years

but no need to be clever with that tight purple gitup

ooh girl, drivin me wild

yer so fine for datin but ya don’t like a waitin baby

ooh girl, drivin me wild

I’m hidin in the cellar cause it’s so frustratin baby

ooh girl, drivin me wild

my best friend’s talkin bout a boys night out

then you come a knockin with your tight purple gitup

ooh girl, drivin me wild yeh

well we all love attention but ya gimme much too much to mention

ooh girl, drivin me wild

spend your waking hours just exploitin dr. Freud’s intentions

ooh girl, drivin me wild

ya oughtta be workin for the FBI

you’d always get your man with that tight purple gitup

ooh girl, drivin me wild yeh

shoo shoo shoo tight purple gitup

shoo shoo shoo tight purple gitup.

 

 

Beautiful Thing  (brewer/woodworth)

 

who coulda  told me

time creeps up & kicks you in the head

didn’t know much at all

lovers abuse you

drag you round & leave ya out for dead

you was my wake up call

truth came down when

the girl got round and

baby bound then

woh ah beautiful thing you are

heavenly mother

shuck my pride how does it make you feel

tell me where I begin

extra terrestrial

seen that kick from clear across the room

witness the alien

one side me and

one my best friend

whole new person

woh I never will hurt you

I’d never deserve to

ah beautiful thing you are

beautiful thing you are

you I will run to

and I’ll haunt you

cause I want you

woh I never will hurt you

I’d never deserve to

ah beautiful thing you are

beautiful thing you are.

 

 

The Curious Decline of Miss Iris Tgaux  (brewer/woodworth)

 

oh dear the worst has come true

all of my efforts have left me alone

dear what will I do

baby’s forgotten my name

I called up this morning

asked if I could see her

they told me she’d suffered

from social amnesia

I ran down to find her

in the arms of her doctor

now I’m not sure if this is goodbye or hello

dear the worst has come true

all of my efforts have left me alone

dear what will I do

baby’s forgotten my name

oh dear it’s over I fear

I could have sworn we were closer than this

dear it’s perfectly clear

baby’s forgotten my name

I looked in her mirror

I looked on the shelf

I got so I couldn’t remember myself

she must have been thinkin

of somebody else

when she leaned up and kissed me goodbye and said

hello dear nice to meet you

all of my efforts have left me, and so

dear the worst has come true

baby’s forgotten my name

baby’s forgotten my name

baby’s forgotten my name.

 

 

Soul Jerky  (brewer/woodworth)

 

ain’t talkin bout the come-hither-type-look

no lessons in the harlequin hollywoods

it’s just the harsh reality

like a kiss between the knees

like a nectar thick or brick against the balls

it’s like soul jerky baby

soul jerky yeah yeah

ain’t suckered by the lipstick invitation

don’t dick me with compatibles vicar please

cuz it’s the juice between the jaws

of the hound in heat

a true crash course in courtship spare the

cordialities

it’s like soul jerky baby

soul jerky yeah yeah

and you could have a massive heart attack

the shit could send ya sprawlin on your back

make your wife widow just like that

brother take ya homeward

soul jerky baby

soul jerky yeah yeah.

 

 

Tales From the Couch  (brewer)

 

just the other mornin I got up early

shaved my arms and called my sister shirley

when a thought provoked me & ran upstairs

it was the weirdest thing I ever seen

everyone was lookin as I chased it down the street

in my bright red pyjamas (with the bunny feet)

man I was scared clawin for air

but that was the only suit I had that was clean

can you see why I’m gone

the sky was much too orange

will it still be without me to pin it on

am I right that I was wrong

I’ve stayed here much too long

will it still fall without me to fall upon?

baby bottle fell hell I let the dog lick it

now it’s buried in the back & I’m sittin naked

on the couch with the pizza stain

and the rains just comin down inside

it’s different out here than people seem to think

I was just sittin round the kitchen watchin the kitchen sink

while underneath the table these vicious little demons

were chewin me up inside

(chorus)

people in the dark without a television

tellin me they smell the smell of supervision

when the ground breaks open it don’t matter

who’s got their handkerchief, son

grabbed a paper bag tryin to save my face

as I was talkin to the chinese about the hunan race

they were sendin me lemons & pilgrims for my trip

all lemons & pilgrims and it was so out

everything was upside-down

can you see why I’m gone

the sky was much too orange

will it still be without me to pin it on

am I right that I was wrong

I stayed in bed too long

will it still fall without me to fall upon?

 

Diesel  (brewer/woodworth)

 

two million cups of coffee

ya  won’t hear it anymore

once you let the diesel drag you down

once you let the diesel drag you down

godzilla’s on the red phone

but ya don’t really give a damn

once you let the diesel drag you down

once you let the diesel drag you down

lined up lambs unto the slaughter

with your ears still wet

primed up applauding for the author

that you ain’t read yet

son it’s got a sobering effect

now the kid sees ya on the weekend

there’s no muscle in your mouth

once you let the diesel drag you down

once you let the diesel drag you down

I’m booked up clowning for some vultures

in a slow cold sweat

crapped out beggin for the ulcer

but I ain’t dead yet

tell me how much deeper does it get?

Now quit cryin that you’re crazy

they ain’t buyin till you are

once you let the diesel drag you down

don’t you let the diesel drag you down.

 

 

Turning Into Elvis  (brewer/woodworth)

 

my hair got bigger yesterday

piled up all by itself but it seemed to fit my face

I find myself in wild regress

while chasing existential bounds

it scares me some I must confess

the times I feel I’m turning into elvis

turning into elvis

tacked on some weight but I don’t care

odd times I catch myself karate chopping air

bought my mama a cadillac

credit bureau took it back

seems I overlooked the fact

that I was broke whilst turning into elvis

turning into elvis

mashed potatoes black eyed peas

kiss my ass what’s wrong with me?

Shot up my tv yesterday

some fool on sellin me commemorative plates

through no illusions on my part

I’ve come to dig the guy I am

I sneer inside a jiffy mart

and when a woman screams I call her ma’am

paint my rec room green & red

and vanish in those hallowed halls

and just when they’re convinced I’m dead

I’ll reappear in shopping malls

& find myself a manager

who understands the fix I’m in

and make me lots of ill got cash

to comfort me while turning into elvis

turning into elvis.

 

 

You Were the Days  (brewer/woodworth)

 

you were the days when I fell in a crowd

and was sure no one would kick my face

you were the days I kissed the girls and ran away

all you could catch from lust was just a cold sometimes

never had the strength to say I love you

but if you think I think of you I do

you were the days

and when there was rain in our hearts

we did not cry

we would look to the sky and be sure

that our love could save the world

you were the voice in the car overturned

round the bend that I always took too fast

and you were the call on the phone down the hall

from the gig when nobody answered

ever in a hurry to be nowhere

now late at night sometimes the time runs out

you were the days

a flair that was raised as I passed

in my flight clutching tight to these dreams in my head

all these years to save the world

and come home my baby home

you were the days

the years did not phase me at all

only now as I gaze through this fallout

and pray for our tribe to return

and come home my baby home

you were the days

take the picture turn the page

tell the story write the book

keep the faith keep it alive

keep it alive

would you do that for me?

 

 

My Big Mouth   (brewer/woodworth)

 

sometimes i wanna get outside

cut the cord not say goodbye

just leave

wanna disappear

old lady yappin on the telephone

dirty little town gonna beat her bones

it’ll bang your bones to dust

she don’t raise no fuss

downed in a glaze of boredom

must somewhere higher be

misunderstood and scorned

this town ain’t big enough for me & my big mouth

my big mouth

sometimes i wanna bite the hand

turn the tables on a master plan

say wake up brothers

wake up y’all

no sense beatin’ around the bush

when i’ve got something to say

you better just wait a minute

i’ll put my foot right in it

all lemons come up cherries

given the power to be

might be your visionary

come to speak with angels, me & my big mouth

my big mouth

all lemons come up cherries

given the power to be

i’ll be your missionary

give you all the strength you need

to find the truth and

chase the violence

may they never silence

me & my big mouth

my big mouth

 

Ain’t Enough Booze  (brewer)

 

the doctor told me to settle down

stop trickin bad luck into givin you more ground

I said there’s a tougher thing than suicide

drawin lots with the lawyer is like a bullet in my hide

cuz I laugh just a bit too loud

and I smile just a bit too wide

and to keep it bottled up inside

well there ain’t enough booze

there ain’t enough booze in the world

the counselor told me ya gotta let it ride

just give her love and everything’ll be all right

I looked at him and I had to laugh

six years of bad road and now you’re tryin to light my path

cuz I stayed just a bit too long

and I gave just a bit too free

but to make it like it used to be

there ain’t enough booze

ain’t enough booze in the world

ain’t enough booze in this life to imagine

these things to be true

and maybe I could wake in vegas with a weddin ring

but I could never keep a bad love just suffering

no there ain’t enough booze

my buddy told me to come along

got a gig for good bread playin other people’s songs

well I picked up a guitar and I played the part

sang from the gut but I never used my heart

and I laughed just a bit too loud

and I smiled just a bit too wide

but I could not get satisfied-

yeah I laughed just a bit too loud

and I smiled just a bit too wide

but ya couldn’t keep me on that ride

there ain’t enough booze

no there ain’t enough booze in the world

ain’t enough booze in this life to imagine

these things to be true

ain’t enough booze.

 

 

Little at a Time   (brewer/grahame)

 

and don’t we know it’s love

the big blue world’s ahead of us

but with eyes still drying from a lie

that left my soul bare

there’s a voice sound and clear

first the past must disappear

just a little at a time

just a little at a time i’ll be with you

i’m a little out of luck

but everything will turn out fine

just a little at a time

i know what’s past is done

and still i’m fast to turn and run

with my heart spinning out of control

trying hard not to fall

so i’ll live day to day

and hope this pain slips away

just a little at a time i’ll be with you

just a little at a time this will come true